Mom: Matilda, are you hungry?
Matilda: Glrph.
Mom: Do you want to eat?
Matilda: unintelligible screaming
Mom: Here, have a graham cracker.
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(Garage door opening)
Matilda: Da!! Dada! Dadadadada!!!
Mom: No, it's just me. Dad's not home yet.
Matilda: unintelligible screaming
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Matilda: Mama! Zim!
Mom: Sam's in his room.
Matilda: Glrph?
Mom: No, you don't need to go in there.
Matilda: unintelligible screaming
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Matilda: Ni-ni.
Mom: You want to go to bed?
Matilda: slaps Mom across the face
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Sam: Tidda, do you want to get up on the couch?
Matilda: No! Zim no!
Sam: Honey, do you need help?
Matilda (throwing herself on the ground): No!
Sam: Okay. (Gets up on the couch alone.)
Matilda (hitting Sam for not helping her up onto the couch): unintelligible screaming
3 comments:
It's so fun to read how different Sam and Matilda's personalities are. I can't wait to see them again!
She does get her point across, with a one-year-old's vocabulary and lots of drama. I'm printing this one off for her scrapbook but I think it could be presented to her her someday in the future.
hahahaha. Poor Sam. I picture his sweet little soul sitting confused on the couch as his fiery little sister screams on the floor.
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